i love him.

You know that marriage has made your husband comfortable when he has a mosquito bite in between his butt cheeks and proceeds to show you.

It is even funnier when you aren't at all weirded or grossed out and instead of saying, ewwww, I don't want to see inside your butt cheeks! you say, how in the world do mosquitoes get inside there?!

Yes, this really happened. I love us.