A little joke ... because I'm in the mood! :)

Adam is talking to God about how lonely he is. God says, I am going to make an amazing woman for you. She is going to listen to you when you talk, she is going to cook for you when you are hungry, she will sew clothes for you when you are naked, she is going to clean for you when your surroundings are dirty. She is going to make you laugh until your belly hurts, she will give birth to your children glady. When they wake up and start to cry she will always get up and take care of them. She will never argue with you because you are always right. She will laugh at all your jokes even if they aren’t funny. You will have no worries. She is going to be there for any and everything you need. She is absolutely perfect.

Wow, Adam says, how much does she cost?
God replys, An arm and a leg.

Adam says, what can I get for a rib?

;)