Wednesday, September 21, 2011

You Ate My Chinese Food!!!

You know when you and your significant other order takeout. And your significant other gobbles every single piece of food. And you don't because you're "watching" your waistline even though you continue to order foods like Chinese.

A few hours later, your significant other asks you if he could eat your remaining food and you lie and say that you had a seafood meal because you know they hate it.

And your significant other seems to understand and you smile inside because you know you just rescued your Chinese food from going down someone else's throat.

And then the following day, you go into the fridge because you want to eat your left over Chinese food and it is no where to be found.

And when you confront your significant other all they can say is "there wasn't any seafood in it."

Instead of scream and talk about how rude it is, blah, blah, blah ... you wait for them to go to rugby practice and drink all of their favorite ice tea, even though you don't really care for ice tea.

And then when they mention that all their ice tea is gone you say, "so is my Chinese food."

:0)

28 comments:

toi said...

You are funny, you crack me up :)! You sound like Tom and Jerry, LOL!

Nancy said...

Classic!!

Mrs. Pancakes said...

Faith you had me at the title!! I really LOLed just now. You guys are too funny!!!

Elizabeth and Kyle @ Love Is the Adventure said...

Hahahaha...noooooooo, I've never done ANYthing like this. Lol. (cough, all the time)

Becky [This Road Called Vida] said...

lol. I would never be able to get away with this with my husband... he'd think of a way to get me back and it would be an endless battle... but this is definitely funny. lol. I HATE sharing my food, especially when i'm extra hungry. He always makes fun of me because i'm soooo territorial when it comes to my food. I get so upset when he sticks his fork in my plate and grabs something. Makes me wanna smack him. lol. . . especially if it's chinese food! =)

Rod and Alex - aka: "Rolex" said...

Hahahahahaha! You are so hilarious!
I just read this to Rod and told him that next time he eats my leftovers...he'll have to keep one eye on his ice-cream (which he eats every night)! Muahahahaha!

Tami-scramble said...

Oh Faith. It's hard for me to believe, but I think I just fell in love with you even more.

My hero.

Abs said...

Lol.....oh the joys of significant others!! You have absolutely made my day!

Kathy C. said...

HAHAHAHAA!! Oh my gosh.. you two are too much!! lol.

Ashley said...

LOL...gotta love couples! haha. Good job, getting him back girl! ;)

Melissa said...

If my husband ever ate my leftover Chinese, I would kill him lol! I love your revenge with the iced tea! :)

love jenny xoxo said...

lol that's too funny! I have to beg my hubby to eat my leftovers and pretend I'm going to throw them away if he doesn't because I know he wants them :) and Sometimes I just don't want them... but usually I do want the Chinese leftovers!

XOXO

Kait said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning! :) This is so true!!

Frugalista said...

I can get protective of my left overs too! Hubby got very upset at me b/c I ate all the Peanut Butter Baking Chips that were left over from when he made brownies the last time. He went to make brownies again and couldn't find them and I was busted!

Newlywed and Decorating said...

This is all too true! Ha! Sounds like you already know what my mama taught me- don't get mad, get even :)

Love & Tangles said...

This is my life! Or was! I've never let him hear the end of it. But I only mention it in front other people like a funny story but I was peeved.

Desi said...

You're funny! He better not make that mistake again lol :)

Brandi @ Home Team Dreams said...

Lol! This cracked me up Faith!

What I Did Today said...

I love this. LOVE. Hahahahahahahaha! Can so totally relate.

ruthy ann said...

ha-larious.

Nic A said...

Hysterical! Clinton did that with my pizza last weekend...

Dani @ OK, Dani said...

Bwaaaahahahahhahahahaaaa OMG I Have to read this one to John...He ALWAYS EATS UP MY FOOD!!!!! I HATE IT
HATE IT

Like I may divorce him, hate it.

:)

ok not really.

But I hate it.

Megan said...

Hahahaha, oh, Faith!!! You're hilarious!!!!

Lil' Woman said...

Revenge is sweet sometimes isnt it? : )

Mari said...

hahahaha that's so funny but it totally happens with my bf and i! and i hate when people eat my food, especially when i wasn't ready to eat my food yet but was going to lol

liking your blog a lot! you have a new follower :)

Tiffany said...

Ha! We used to have this problem with potato chips, cookies and juice. But thankfully we're eating better now :)

Huda said...

lmooooo, that's so cute.

Monique said...

hilarious faith! yes i totally can relate to that!