I have a confession to make ....

It is a little embarrassing but everyone knows that I am not too proud to let the world know just how ridiculous I am.

Someway, somehow, I voted for Scotty 87 times last night. I think what allowed my little fingers to rest on speed dial was the fact that each time I got through!

Very surprising when I know I was competing with tweens. I have something on them, it's called years, ha!

If you don't know who Scotty is, shame on you! And well, shame on me for voting 87 times last night.

It wasn't like I did it on purpose.

From 9pm - 11pm, I watched television but my fingers were on speed dial. Each time I heard the "man" say "Thanks for voting for contestant #1, please watch American Idol tomorrow at..." I would hang up and do it again.

I apparently did it 87 times. I counted because I wanted to know how many votes I gave Scotty and when I counted 20 votes, I had to continue counting. Imagine my surprise when I reached 87.

I actually stared at myself in the mirror because I needed to see the dork I have become. I have never been this strange, ever. I know this.

I am not even a fan of country ... I must be a fan of the man boy. I just frickin' hope that Verizon doesn't tell my husband the weirdo he married.

Scotty, all I have to say is that if you do not win tonight, I am mailing you a bill. I don't even like country music. I probably won't buy your CD but please tell me why my fingers had to dial your number 87 times!?

Hmm, this is a new thing but I am feeling just a bit of mortification and shame.

My Favs on American Idol

So this season I am hooked! Hooked, hooked, hooked!

I just love the new judges.

Steven makes me giggle. In an inappropriate way. Something about him is just so naughty.

And Jennifer, she is just sweet. What a sweet diva. She just happens to be absolutely stunning too! She is from the Bronx so I understand how she has all these amazing qualities! ;)

Randy, well, he is nothing new. He is just Randy, the D.A.W.G.

But this season I really tune in just to hear these voices. I just adore them!

My favorites in no particular order:









This is the first time ever that I won't be upset if any of these people win. America get it right and pick one of the above. I mean it.

{all pictures found via google images}

Are You As Excited As I Am?

Well, you should be!

American Idol starts tonight!

The absolute best part about the beginning is that the hubs will always watch with me. This is when you can't tell between the good and bad singers. I mean sometimes you can but you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

There is always that poor singer, who for some reason no one had the heart to tell them that they should not sing for anyone, ever.

Although, I can't watch a bad audition {meaning I close my eyes or I actually walk away because I feel embarrassed, like the person on the screen is me} the hubs loves to. When I say he loves to, I mean he laughs like someone is tickling him everywhere on his body for a hour.

Because he is laughing so hard, sometimes I giggle. But only because he is laughing so hard. Not because of the poor singer who truly believes in her heart that she is Whitney Houston.

I'm excited to see the chemistry between the new judges too. I was sure I wouldn't watch after Simon left BUT when they told me that Jenny from the Block would be one of the new judges I was like, OK maybe I would give it a chance. And then when they said Steven Tyler, the Steven Tyler from Aerosmith would be the judge, I was like, heck yeah! I'm in!


So for the next few weeks I will be closing my eyes AND ears, possibly giggling and for sure cheering for someone to become the next American Idol! I can't wait!

p.s. It's post like these that make me realize just what a huge dork I am. I hope it never changes.

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I'm in a mood called Random.

I've fallen in love with a show called "Modern Family".

Why didn't anyone tell me what I was missing? OK, a few people did but I never bothered to listen.

It is so, so, so good.

Better than those trashy reality shows I like.

This doesn't mean that I am going to give up Jersey Shore or MTV for that matter.

Hmmm, talking about Jersey Shore ... is there anyone who gets entertained by The Situation on DWTS, as much as I do? When he dances all I can do is stare at his feet. They move so funny, hehe.

Although he should be voted off next week, (I can be honest and say that he is the worst of all the dancers that remain) I hope that the teenage girl population continues to vote for him to stay. I really want him to stay. Goodness, I am lame. I can admit this.

I think Audrina is awesome and can actually take it! I really like her on DWTS. I feel like I just cheated on Lauren Conrad. LC, you are still my BFF.

Back to Modern Family, check it out if you haven't. So, so, so, funny and original! I need to play catch up and be a part of the awesomeness that Modern Family is.


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Do you promise not to judge me....

when I tell you that I can't wait for tomorrow to get here? I know, I know. Mondays are so crappy. No one in their right mind likes Mondays.

I have a good lame reason.

Tomorrow is the premiere of Dancing With The Stars and I cannot wait to see "The Situation" bust a move and see if Audrina has any moves besides the "Ihavehadtomuchwinewithnofood" moves.

How pathetic is it that I've never had any desire to watch the show until they announced the cast this season. (please take note that this is not a question) And even more pathetic is that two of the people aren't even real stars. "Real"ity stars do not count for true stars. I know this but see if this stops me.



I understand that any guy who walks around with his shirt unbutton is bad news. I promise, I understand this.


I also understand that anyone who talks crap about Lauren Conrad deserves to get her behind beat. I know this.

BUT I am still going to watch! I bet you will too and probably for the same reasons! ;)

(all images courtesy of google images)

"My Sister's Keeper & Hoarders"

You will soon learn that I enjoying watching movies and reality television; if you didn't already know. Everytime I watch a good movie or show, I have to share. It is just more fun to have a friend to discuss a movie or reality show with.

Last night, I watched "My Sister's Keeper". It was really, really, really good. I was super impressed with Cameron Diaz too! I don't even think I need to share that I bawled my eyes out but I will. I BAWLED MY EYES OUT. Sean decided not to watch this with me and I am glad that I didn't make him watch it with me. It just isn't fun to have someone watch you sob with an amused grin.

After the movie, Sean decided that it was his turn to dominate the television. He chose "Horders". I've never wanted to puke as much as I did last night. Soooo gross. I am aware that these individuals have mental issues but I just can't understand. How in the world do you allow things to get that bad in your home? How? I will never watch the show again but I couldn't turn away from the episodes I watched last night. It was some strange force that kept me glued to the couch, because if I had any control I really wouldn't have continued to watch.

Sean has this thing with throwing everything away. Even if it hasn't expired, I sometimes see it in the garbage. I've yelled explained to him that he must check the expiration date before he throws anything away. He would say, "We aren't going to use it anyway". And I will say, "Check the damn expiration date". I have now come to the conclusion that he was on to something. Now, I will gladly watch him throw things away with a smile on my face because I now feel that normal people throw things away.

**This post is not intended to offend anyone and if it has, you probably have to throw a few things away**

Spoiler - The New Design Star Is:

I liked Emily but I kinda wanted Michael to win. I thought his show was going to be a bit different than some of the shows on HGTV.

BUT I can't deny that she has great style & I will for sure tune into her show when it premieres.

If you watched the show ... were you happy with the outcome?

Top 2 Tuesday - Guilty Pleasures

1.) I am addicted to reality television. I enjoy mindless television. Why end my day watching the news and becoming miserable when I could watch Justin Bobby wear winter boots with shorts? (The Hills)

If you can make me laugh out loud just once, I will watch you again, and again, and again. Sad but true. I would give you a list of all the reality shows I watch religiously but that would be the longest post in blog history. But here is a few:


Millionaire Matchmaker


The Hills


The Real Housewives of NYC


Jersey Shore (yes, Jersey Shore)


2.) I love shopping for earrings! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it! No matter what, earrings will fit! It is the only time that shopping goes just as planned. I've never had to return earrings because they didn't fit right or because I've gained a few lbs. :)





All found here! Very, very inexpensive so that if you ever loose one, it didn't hurt your pockets.

Tell me it is so ...

& not just a publicity stunt!

Good ole MSN has reported that Heidi Montag has moved out of the house shared with her husband Spencer Pratt.

Don't get me wrong, I truly honor marriage and think it should be taken seriously. When people make that vow to love and honor each other until they die they should mean it and do everything in their power to make their marriages work.

BUT these two should NEVER have gotten married. They have been nothing but a disaster together. I don't know if the rumors are always true but sometimes I wonder that some of it has to be true, ya know.

Anywho, let's hope this break makes Heidi realize just the lil crazy, crystal hogging, plastic surgery addicted person she has become and turns her back into that ok chick she use to be. Well, I know her face won't go back.

Want to read the gossip? Check it out right here!

P.S. I am addicted to The Hills. Have been for a very, very long time.

My guilty pleasure returns TONIGHT!!!

I don't know about you but I cannot wait for The Hills premiere tonight! I watched Lauren since Laguna Beach and my loyalty continued when she "grew" up and graduated to The Hills. I admit that it is nothing like it use to be when Lauren was on the show but it is still addicting and the drama never ends. I knew the show wouldn't last long without Lauren and of course this is now their last season. I am kinda sad. What will be my new guilty pleasure? I hope MTV has something just as great up their sleeves.

This is how I will always remember my favorite show ... when it was perfect!


What is your guilty pleasure?