I decided to link up with Adventures of Newlyweds today.
Dear Weekend, Thank you so much for getting here. I need you badly.
Dear Heat, Go away. You annoy me and make me sticky.
Dear Colleen, I can’t wait to see you. We haven’t annoyed our men in so long {together} with our excessive picture taking! We all know I annoy Sean with the excessive pictures on the regular.
Dear Any-brand-nail-polish-I-don’t-discriminate, You make my nails have a personality of its own.
Dear Treadmill, Because of you Ice Cream and I continue to be BFFs.
Dear Ice Cream, Just go to my butt or boobs.
Dear Izabella, The fact that you hated that we put on the sprinkler was so funny. We are awful. Thanks for loving us anyway.
Dear Husband, I found an empty bag of Doritos on the bedroom floor. Not cool because you did not share.
Dear Blogger Friends, Have the best weekends! Stay cool.
Dear Weekend, Thank you so much for getting here. I need you badly.
Dear Heat, Go away. You annoy me and make me sticky.
Dear Colleen, I can’t wait to see you. We haven’t annoyed our men in so long {together} with our excessive picture taking! We all know I annoy Sean with the excessive pictures on the regular.
Dear Any-brand-nail-polish-I-don’t-discriminate, You make my nails have a personality of its own.
Dear Treadmill, Because of you Ice Cream and I continue to be BFFs.
Dear Ice Cream, Just go to my butt or boobs.
Dear Izabella, The fact that you hated that we put on the sprinkler was so funny. We are awful. Thanks for loving us anyway.
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Dear Husband, I found an empty bag of Doritos on the bedroom floor. Not cool because you did not share.
Dear Blogger Friends, Have the best weekends! Stay cool.
Red velvet cake is my BFF! I wish that it would go to my boobs and not my butt, thighs, or hips! Have a great weekend lady!!!
ReplyDeleteKickin butt on the treadmill girl - way to go ;)
ReplyDeleteIt was so not nice of Sean that he didn't share the Doritos! GRRRR - he'd be on my hit list for sure!
Stay cool my friend and have a blast this weekend!
Whoa Sean. Empty bag of Doritos? A wife that had zero, ZERO, of aforementioned Doritos? A wife that burned almost one freaking thousand calories on the treadmill? Surely you don't want her to blow away in the wind? Whoa Sean.
ReplyDelete@twiggy: my butt is full too ... but it could always be fuller, haha.
ReplyDelete@MellyB: seriously, who does he think he is!?!?
LOL!! This was hilar- whew! WOw 908 calories?! That's what I'm talkin' about! I wish Crumb cupcakes can go to my neck b'cuz that's the only thin part of my body, haha!
ReplyDeleteyes...why can't ice cream go straight to the boobs?!? ;)
ReplyDeleteMmm ice cream! My boobs have had plenty, I just wish it could find its way to my booty!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend :)
Kickin' butt on the treadmill!
ReplyDeleteAnd I totally agree about the heat! It's been awful!
TGIF is in BIG order for today -- The weekend is getting closer!
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Too funny I love you nail polish color your nails always look great. Izabella doesn't look happy with the water. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeletehope you have a great weekend too miss! Love the essie colors!
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haha. most people would say "boobs", yes. but only you would say butt too. ok, I would too. because thank God dan is a butt man ... otherwise I would still be looking for a husband.
ReplyDeletehehehehe - that is why I work out too! and if only it went straight to my boobs!! have a great weekend with your friend!!
ReplyDeletei am always so jealous of your nails...love those colors! hope you guys have a fabulous weekend!!
ReplyDeleteDang, you go girl!! 900+ calories!
ReplyDeleteThose colors look beautiful against your skin!
Stopping by from Friday letters.
Faith,
ReplyDeleteYour post always make me lol. I love it!!
i am praying for the day that ice cream (and everything else i eat) goes to my butt... its the ONLY place i want to gain a little ;)
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love these colors on you...and Essie polish! Just beautiful! :)
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love these colors on you...and Essie polish! Just beautiful! :)
ReplyDeleteOh if the amount of sweets I ate went to my boobs or butt- I'd be one happy (and curvy) momma! Loved this post, and I'm a new follower!
ReplyDeleteI love that shade of grey from Essie! I think I bought a similar one last week.
ReplyDeleteAnd I always pray for all fatty foods to go straight to my booty too... I don't think it works for me though! lol
Hahah!!! I loved reading these letters :) I miss my parents' treadmill for that exact reason! I wish I had a fitness room in my building now. That would be fantastic!
ReplyDeleteHope you're enjoying your weekend, Faith!
I love this post!!!! I feel the same about ice cream and I'm totally gonna copy your nails! :-)
ReplyDeletei'd like to tell heat the same thing lol make sure to check out my $50 gift card giveaway :)
ReplyDeleteI wrote about how I've been doing my nails constantly lately. And I use allll different types of polish. If I see a cute color I grab it!
ReplyDeleteI really would like ice cream to just go to my boobs - sadly it goes everywhere. Just found your blog via Discovery Street! Can't wait to start reading more.
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Haha!! Love your weekend letters! Poor Izzy Lol! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, girl, you are FUNNY! Loved your letters.. I need that love relationship with my treadmill. :)
ReplyDeleteoh i love that purple essie color! perfection! found you via the link up and am excited to follow along xo
ReplyDeletei hope the ice cream containers in georgia are reading this too! i could particularly use some padding in my chest region! ;)
ReplyDeleteand girl - i always love seeing what new colors you have on your nails on instagram - so pretty!
haha at the dorito's on the floor...sounds just like my hubby! What a slob...and he doesn't even SHARE! LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat Essie colors are those? THey are great.
ReplyDeleteDang, 900 calories! Nice! :) And i totally wish ice cream went to my boobs! ugh, we can imagine i guess ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun polish combination. xo
ReplyDeleteDear Faith,
ReplyDeleteI love you!
:)