Excuse me while I step out of my skin for a moment. I promise to step back into it promptly tomorrow morning.
{I promise that most of the time I am like the picture above}
Yesterday evening, I had the “pleasure” of accompanying hubs to a “meeting”. The reason was to ensure that he did not high-five anyone’s face.
Without getting into too much detail about the issue because Mr. Sean won’t be happy, lets just say that the entire situation is bull-crap. Complete bull-crap.
Anyway, the meeting is going on and these twopricks individuals are getting loud with Sean. They are interrupting him and not letting him speak. I am pretending to read blogs but my blood is boiling. And my hands are twitching for fist on face action. And my feet are tapping. And well my tongue wants to say something. I keep it in. For 15 minutes.
And then monster Faith comes out full force.
I mean, she literally jumps out of her skin and attacks.
The first thing that comes out of my mouth, “You are so lucky I’m not wearing stilettos because if I were it would have accidentally come off of my feet and made contact with your head.”
I was then told that it was none of my business.
And I went insane. None of my business. Seriously? I am here instead of at home watching Dawson’s Creek and it is none of my business. I can promise you that they will never tell that to another person’s wife again.
Let’s just say the F bomb was used a few times. Which isn’t very nice. But what-evs.
When we left Sean kissed me and said, “Don’t mess with the wifey-hen.”
And seriously don’t.
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Yesterday evening, I had the “pleasure” of accompanying hubs to a “meeting”. The reason was to ensure that he did not high-five anyone’s face.
Without getting into too much detail about the issue because Mr. Sean won’t be happy, lets just say that the entire situation is bull-crap. Complete bull-crap.
Anyway, the meeting is going on and these two
And then monster Faith comes out full force.
I mean, she literally jumps out of her skin and attacks.
The first thing that comes out of my mouth, “You are so lucky I’m not wearing stilettos because if I were it would have accidentally come off of my feet and made contact with your head.”
I was then told that it was none of my business.
And I went insane. None of my business. Seriously? I am here instead of at home watching Dawson’s Creek and it is none of my business. I can promise you that they will never tell that to another person’s wife again.
Let’s just say the F bomb was used a few times. Which isn’t very nice. But what-evs.
When we left Sean kissed me and said, “Don’t mess with the wifey-hen.”
And seriously don’t.
OMG GO FAITH!! LMAO! You show those punks who's boss!! F-in Mama Hen, don't be messin.
ReplyDeleteGet em girl!!
Good for you girl! Every man needs a wife who will stand up for them!!
ReplyDeletePS: I LOVE the new bloggy look!
Love this! I tell everyone that my daughter and husband are my cubs. No one wants to mess with Momma's cubs!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteWhoaaaa!!! I can picture the 'scene' in my head :) good for you!
ReplyDeleteHahaha Sometimes, ya just gotta let it alllll out girl! Go wifey-hen!
ReplyDeleteomg...i totally can't picture it. YOU?! awesome.
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Get 'em Faith! I had a moment yesterday when I almost cursed this stalker chick out. But I bit my tongue. Some people have to be put into their place then you can return to the regularly programmed schedule and walk in love. lol!
ReplyDeleteWOW! So sad things had to get to that level. I totally get you defending Sean though. I do it with hubs, I just don't let anyone mess with my hubs....I mean no one. He calls me his lil pitbull.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I Love You! I am a total Wifey-Hen when it comes to Ashish!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice that Seam can appreciate your protectiveness. He married a good one!!!
Sean...not Seam! LOL
DeleteWifey-hen, that is an adorable nickname! I'm sorry things reached that level, but good that you were there to support your hubs. Have a good day!
ReplyDeletegirly you are my ultimate favorite. seriously, i know how you feel.
ReplyDeletei hope you have a better day then last evening.
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This is pretty cool to hear Faith, you're just right to be protective to your husband and not let anybody speak down to him about anything, at the same time I'm mad that he got yelled at or whatever in the first place because it sounds like a really frustrating situation to be involved in and I don't think it's fair you two were put into it in the first place.
ReplyDeleteYou go girl! There is nothing more powerful or more terrifying than a woman standing up for herself. :)
ReplyDeleteWay to go Faith for sticking up for your hubs. I am going to have to keep the stilettos quote in my memory bank to use for future run ins lol
ReplyDeleteOMG! You better be glad I'm not wearing stilettos! HAHAHA I love you. :) I bet Sean extra loved you last night. Good for you!
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned I love you? Faith takes care of business like a hardcore mob boss, don't mess!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, Dawson's creek is still on?
@MellyB: On Netflix! All the episodes, haha. I feel like a giggling teenager when I watch it :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously!!! You get em girl! Nobody be messin' with me and mine, right!?
ReplyDeleteLovin' every minute of it you wifey-hen you. :D
Good for you! Sometimes when people are being assholes they need to be put in their place!
ReplyDeleteI am the same exact way! I will act like I have home training up to a certain point and then I will remove my earrings! #realtalk
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"I am here instead of at home watching Dawson's Creek"!!! I lolled!!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, go Faith! :D
haha... now I need details. You're so awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh I know thats right! Give em hell!
ReplyDeleteIm sitting here with a smile from ear to ear. You make me proud to call you my friend. Rock it sista.
ReplyDelete"Seriously I am here instead of at home watching Dawson's Creek and it's none of my business?"
ReplyDeleteLoved that. Glad you gave em hell.
Sometimes you have to let them have it! Good for u..
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That's right! You have to have your man's back!
ReplyDeleteI could feel you in my house. the scene of the 'meeting' is so vivid from your writing. You go girl, Sean is so luck to have a strong woman next to him :)
ReplyDeleteLove this!!!! And good for you for sticking up for your hubby!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHell to tha Noooooo! I'm proud of you & I know he is, too!!!!
ReplyDeletefirst off...frickin' love the new blog look. who did it? i sooo want a new look ASAP. copy cat? who me? nahhh lol
ReplyDeletesecond: you go girl! stand up for yo man!
third: where in new york are you located? i'm seriously going next week and need to meet you!!! LOL...too forward? sorry LOL
HAHAHAHA Go Faith!! Way to protect your man! : )
ReplyDeleteyou are adorable in that picture! you blog is so cute! I am so glad you stopped my mine so i could find yours!
ReplyDeleteGood for you for standing up for your husband!!! I hope everything turned out okay...sounds so tense! Go wifey-hen!!!!
ReplyDeletelovely post, your dress looks amazing!
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Good for you! Don't they know if you mess with one you mess with both, for the two are one now. smh. Way to stand up for your husband. People are something else. I'm glad you didn't "catch a case" with going up someone's head with your heels. (smile)
ReplyDeleteI had a moment like that recently. This man thought it was cool to disrespect my husband, and I don't take too kindly to disrespecting mine. I didn't blog about it, but let's just say...I threw f bobmbs, mf bombs, and I was ready to do some physical harm. My husband had to hold me back several times. This happened the day before our half-marathon in San Diego, so the 13.1 miles really helped to cool me down, lol!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...you go girl!! You sound like my husband. Whew, his temper when he finally lets it out!!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a song that came out when I was in high school by Nivea:
ReplyDelete"Don't mess with my man
I'ma be the one to bring it to ya..."
You sure did bring it to them!!
That's right Faith you stand up for your man. I'm glad you didn't bit your tongue and longer. Some people need to get what's coming to them...good for you!
ReplyDeleteYou are his ride or die b****! Never seen that side of you... but I like it :)
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