Thursday, July 12, 2012

Wifey-Hen.

Excuse me while I step out of my skin for a moment. I promise to step back into it promptly tomorrow morning.

{I promise that most of the time I am like the picture above}

Yesterday evening, I had the “pleasure” of accompanying hubs to a “meeting”. The reason was to ensure that he did not high-five anyone’s face.

Without getting into too much detail about the issue because Mr. Sean won’t be happy, lets just say that the entire situation is bull-crap. Complete bull-crap.

Anyway, the meeting is going on and these two pricks individuals are getting loud with Sean. They are interrupting him and not letting him speak. I am pretending to read blogs but my blood is boiling. And my hands are twitching for fist on face action. And my feet are tapping. And well my tongue wants to say something. I keep it in. For 15 minutes.

And then monster Faith comes out full force.

I mean, she literally jumps out of her skin and attacks.

The first thing that comes out of my mouth, “You are so lucky I’m not wearing stilettos because if I were it would have accidentally come off of my feet and made contact with your head.”

I was then told that it was none of my business.

And I went insane. None of my business. Seriously? I am here instead of at home watching Dawson’s Creek and it is none of my business. I can promise you that they will never tell that to another person’s wife again.

Let’s just say the F bomb was used a few times. Which isn’t very nice. But what-evs.

When we left Sean kissed me and said, “Don’t mess with the wifey-hen.”

And seriously don’t.

44 comments:

Mandy said...

OMG GO FAITH!! LMAO! You show those punks who's boss!! F-in Mama Hen, don't be messin.

Get em girl!!

Ashley Marie said...

Good for you girl! Every man needs a wife who will stand up for them!!

PS: I LOVE the new bloggy look!

Nikki said...

Love this! I tell everyone that my daughter and husband are my cubs. No one wants to mess with Momma's cubs!! Haha!

redwhitebride said...

Whoaaaa!!! I can picture the 'scene' in my head :) good for you!

Jennifer Delle Fave said...

Hahaha Sometimes, ya just gotta let it alllll out girl! Go wifey-hen!

ruthy ann said...

omg...i totally can't picture it. YOU?! awesome.

Joy Shana said...

#lol, just came across your blog:)
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Rachel Andre said...

Get 'em Faith! I had a moment yesterday when I almost cursed this stalker chick out. But I bit my tongue. Some people have to be put into their place then you can return to the regularly programmed schedule and walk in love. lol!

Mrs. H said...

WOW! So sad things had to get to that level. I totally get you defending Sean though. I do it with hubs, I just don't let anyone mess with my hubs....I mean no one. He calls me his lil pitbull.

Danielle said...

Oh my goodness, I Love You! I am a total Wifey-Hen when it comes to Ashish!

It's nice that Seam can appreciate your protectiveness. He married a good one!!!

Danielle said...

Sean...not Seam! LOL

Chrissy + Nate said...

Wifey-hen, that is an adorable nickname! I'm sorry things reached that level, but good that you were there to support your hubs. Have a good day!

Kirsten Wiemer said...

girly you are my ultimate favorite. seriously, i know how you feel.
i hope you have a better day then last evening.

K

YeamieWaffles said...

This is pretty cool to hear Faith, you're just right to be protective to your husband and not let anybody speak down to him about anything, at the same time I'm mad that he got yelled at or whatever in the first place because it sounds like a really frustrating situation to be involved in and I don't think it's fair you two were put into it in the first place.

Mrs. Nix said...

You go girl! There is nothing more powerful or more terrifying than a woman standing up for herself. :)

Montaya said...

Way to go Faith for sticking up for your hubs. I am going to have to keep the stilettos quote in my memory bank to use for future run ins lol

Carolyn said...

OMG! You better be glad I'm not wearing stilettos! HAHAHA I love you. :) I bet Sean extra loved you last night. Good for you!

MellyB said...

Have I mentioned I love you? Faith takes care of business like a hardcore mob boss, don't mess!

Seriously though, Dawson's creek is still on?

Faith said...

@MellyB: On Netflix! All the episodes, haha. I feel like a giggling teenager when I watch it :)

Makaila said...

Seriously!!! You get em girl! Nobody be messin' with me and mine, right!?

Lovin' every minute of it you wifey-hen you. :D

Melissa said...

Good for you! Sometimes when people are being assholes they need to be put in their place!

Tenecia said...

I am the same exact way! I will act like I have home training up to a certain point and then I will remove my earrings! #realtalk

T.

Kay said...

ahhh heeeelllllll nooooooooooo! I'd feel the same way (and likely would have done the same thing) if I were in your shoes. I hope you shut those jerks up! Now, resume watching Dawson's Creek :D

Marie said...

"I am here instead of at home watching Dawson's Creek"!!! I lolled!!

But seriously, go Faith! :D

Kathy C. said...

haha... now I need details. You're so awesome!

THE mom said...

Oh I know thats right! Give em hell!

Tami-scramble said...

Im sitting here with a smile from ear to ear. You make me proud to call you my friend. Rock it sista.

Ashley @ stinkandschmoop.blogspot.com said...

"Seriously I am here instead of at home watching Dawson's Creek and it's none of my business?"

Loved that. Glad you gave em hell.

Sunshine said...

Sometimes you have to let them have it! Good for u..

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Sarah said...

That's right! You have to have your man's back!

toi said...

I could feel you in my house. the scene of the 'meeting' is so vivid from your writing. You go girl, Sean is so luck to have a strong woman next to him :)

White Zinfandel said...

Love this!!!! And good for you for sticking up for your hubby!!!!!

Nancy said...

Hell to tha Noooooo! I'm proud of you & I know he is, too!!!!

Ashley said...

first off...frickin' love the new blog look. who did it? i sooo want a new look ASAP. copy cat? who me? nahhh lol

second: you go girl! stand up for yo man!

third: where in new york are you located? i'm seriously going next week and need to meet you!!! LOL...too forward? sorry LOL

Whitney@Keeping Up with the Cyperts said...

HAHAHAHA Go Faith!! Way to protect your man! : )

Christi Lynn said...

you are adorable in that picture! you blog is so cute! I am so glad you stopped my mine so i could find yours!

Jenna said...

Good for you for standing up for your husband!!! I hope everything turned out okay...sounds so tense! Go wifey-hen!!!!

Hanna & Christel said...

lovely post, your dress looks amazing!
<3

LadyD said...

Good for you! Don't they know if you mess with one you mess with both, for the two are one now. smh. Way to stand up for your husband. People are something else. I'm glad you didn't "catch a case" with going up someone's head with your heels. (smile)

integratedmemoirs said...

I had a moment like that recently. This man thought it was cool to disrespect my husband, and I don't take too kindly to disrespecting mine. I didn't blog about it, but let's just say...I threw f bobmbs, mf bombs, and I was ready to do some physical harm. My husband had to hold me back several times. This happened the day before our half-marathon in San Diego, so the 13.1 miles really helped to cool me down, lol!

Megan said...

Hahaha...you go girl!! You sound like my husband. Whew, his temper when he finally lets it out!!

Amy said...

This reminds me of a song that came out when I was in high school by Nivea:
"Don't mess with my man
I'ma be the one to bring it to ya..."
You sure did bring it to them!!

Monique said...

That's right Faith you stand up for your man. I'm glad you didn't bit your tongue and longer. Some people need to get what's coming to them...good for you!

Desi said...

You are his ride or die b****! Never seen that side of you... but I like it :)