If You Really Knew Me

Stealing this from Jenni, who stole it from Kristin, who stole it from ..... basically everyone is stealing this because it is blogging genius.

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You’d know that in the 3rd grade I fell down the stairs and chipped my front tooth.

You’d know that I hated the dentist until I was 18 because of this fall.

You’d know that I am a mama’s girl.

You'd know that I am still pissed off at my former seamstress for butchering my wedding dress. and yes, i'm aware my wedding was almost three years ago. still pissed}

You’d know that I speak to Izabella in a made up language because it makes her wag her tail like crazy.

You’d know that we got engaged in Vegas.


You’d know that I take pictures of myself in a bikini before wearing it out just to make sure that I look fine to be strutting around in it.

You'd know that I just contemplated showing you a picture of the said above but decided against it.

You'd know that I would rather chew glass than get on a rollercoaster.

You’d know that I get intense pleasure of seeing hubs lick his plate after eating one of my home cooked meals.

You’d know that I shop online more than I shop in an actual store.

You’d know that I have tons of clothes and shoes that I’ve never worn because I’m waiting for the perfect occasion.

You’d know that I do not agree with the saying, "Nothing taste better than skinny feels." Because ice cream taste a whole lot better than skinny.


You'd know that the reason above is the reason why I have gained a lot of weight since getting married.

You'd know that I intend on getting back to my happy weight because back fat is not cute.

You'd know that I do not like cherries. But if I order a drink that is suppose to come with a cherry and doesn't, I ask the bartender to put one in.

You’d know that you will never find me without chapstick in my possession.

You’d know that if I could eat Mexican food everyday for the rest of my life I would not complain.


You'd know that I purchased a big, gaudy green stoned ring that way I could feel legit when I sang Kelis' - "Bossy".

You'd know that I hate scary movies with a passion and that I was proud of myself when I survived watching Jeepers Creepers. First and last scary movie I ever watched. Big bummer when I was told that it wasn't even scary. Trust me, it was. But this is coming from the girl who can't watch Pretty Little Liars without covering her eyes with her hands

You’d know that vodka and I were best friends until I turned 27.

You’d know that I will be celebrating my 30th birthday in Vegas.


You’d know that I still get asked to see my ID when we go to a bar.

You'd know that I love it and will cry when I don't get asked to show my ID one day.

Now spill it, what should I know about you?