Thursday, September 16, 2010

Because Every Once In A While I'm In A Good Mood

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you ever feel overwhelmed?
* Do you suffer from unneeded stress or anxiety?
* Do you wish you were on vacation during the middle of your work day?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better, less stressed, more energetic and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your troubles and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Anxiety and exhaustion will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop struggling and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

(I just did!)

From Brilliant Unknown Author

9 comments:

LovelyBee said...

Omg! I think my best friend might have gotten THAT memo because she is the queen of Margaritas! Thanks Ill send this to her right now :)

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Frugalista said...

Too Funny! Happens to be one of my fav RX's.

Melissa said...

LOL love it!

Newlywed and Decorating said...

Thanks for making me laugh! I love it!!

Geechee Girl said...

LOL!!! I needed to see this, after the day I had. Thanks for the laugh!

Brown Girl said...

So funny, my BFF sent me this forward yesterday, it's so true.

Don't want to sound like a total stalker, or do I?, but I just looked through all your wedding photos and you are looked so beautiful!!!! I loved your dress, it is amazing!!! I seriously just got so excited for our wedding by looking through your pics, thanks.a.lot. ;)))))

Steph S. said...

THANK YOU for posting that! It totally put a smile on my face - I think I'm set for the weekend! things have definitely been a little stressful in Stephie-world, sounds like a Margarita is in ORDER!!!

Tami said...

I fall in love with you a little more each day. :)

happynappybride said...

That is too cute!