The first time he told me I thought, Wait? What? Why in the world will you be auctioned off? You’re married.
Then he told me where the proceeds would go and then it was
They are going to ask him all sorts of questions that way he can appeal to those bidding, and one of the questions is:
What is your best date memory?
His answer: Passing out on my wife on our first date watching a Night at the Museum.
I smiled when I saw this answer because now all the bidders know he is married, ha.
Another question is:
What is your best feature/bodypart?
His answer: My Gunz!!!!
Yes, my dear husband means his arms. I’m hoping that this alone will ensure that no one bids on him. (evil laugh)
But seriously, I’m going with a lot of money. I’m not even going to shop for a few weeks that way I can win. I’m just so darn competitive . Also, if I win we get to go on this fancy date. I mean, yeah, we’ll technically be paying for it, but still, a fancy date never hurt anyone.
If anyone tries to outbid me they are going down. Either because I outbid them or because I take my stiletto to someone’s head. Just saying.
I would totally auction off Tom...I need some money to go buy MAC ;)
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Hahaha, well I hope for the sake of your stilettos u win :).
ReplyDeleteLol at Sean falling asleep on first date. I must say, Im also yet to finish that movie!
IF someone else wins, I'll be there with my stilettos too!
ReplyDeleteLOL our rugby club is doing the same thing, except instead of dates, the winner(s) get topless tasks like trimming trees or mowing grass or washing cars...all while they wear those itty bitty rugby shorts LOL
The BIG prize is topless cooking and serving from the whole team!
I think its awesome that you are being a good sport Girly! I went to a man-auction a few years ago (on accident - the bar I went to was hosting it) and I couldn't believe how crazy some of the women were! I'm almost hoping someone gives you a bidding war - imagine the awesome blog pics you could get of you giving a beat-down! LOL
ReplyDeletebahahahahaha, gosh you are the best.
ReplyDeletegood answers.
maybe you should make sure he doesn't look too good either, or have him wear like an eye patch or something.
you better win girl!
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Lol! Now that is going to be an exciting event ;-)
ReplyDeletebaahahaha... I was curious where the stiletto came in! haha. Hope you win!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! You better win your man! And then go on a fancy date! In stilettos of course.
ReplyDeleteFaith, u r funny
ReplyDeleteHAHA! I'm sure you'll win the auction. Who wants to compete with a married woman wielding a stiletto weapon!?
ReplyDeletehaha! I hope you win!!
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Oh it is ON!!! I'd so be the same way. Maybe it's my jealousy, maybe it's my competitiveness but yeah, I'm so with you on this one. hahaha. Good luck!!! ;)
ReplyDeletehaha this is hilarious! you better win! it's only right
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha love this! You go girl!!
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Too funny ;-) Good luck!!
ReplyDeleteHehehe, he is so funny!!! Good luck!:)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha how funny! You go get your man girl! I can't wait to read about how this goes...
ReplyDeleteLOL you guys are too cute! good luck ;)
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good luck dear, and I think you should look good!
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You are determined! I hope you win your man. I wouldn't be too thrilled about someone else winning that date even if it is for charity.
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny Faith, absolutely love this post. I have a feeling that regardless of Sean's guns answer that you're going to need to take a good bit of money because the man is good looking! Love Sean for doing this for charity too, hopefully the night raises a whole lot of money!
ReplyDeleteHa! I will back you up, my friend!! YOU will win!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha....God bless anybody who outbids you :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I would do the same thing, stiletto and all.
Hahaha! This is awesome. You got it, girl!
ReplyDeleteLmao. You are too much! I hope you win the bid so I don't have to hear about you on the news :-).
ReplyDeleteI think you would win too!!
ReplyDeletegirl, I hope that you win, lol. you should video the event, haha
ReplyDeleteHehehe, you are too funny. There is no outbiding you for sure.
ReplyDeleteFaith, three words: You will win!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't win, will he seriously be going on a date with another woman? You're good cuz I wouldn't be having it! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd the big guns will only attract bidders, not scare them away!! lol
Haha your husbands answers are hilarious! Good luck with the bidding war!!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh.
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