Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Only Time Stilettos Can Be Used For More Than One Thing

Sean’s rugby team is having a fundraiser. For this fundraiser, he is going to be auctioned off.

The first time he told me I thought, Wait? What? Why in the world will you be auctioned off? You’re married.

Then he told me where the proceeds would go and then it was OK tolerable.

They are going to ask him all sorts of questions that way he can appeal to those bidding, and one of the questions is:

What is your best date memory?

His answer: Passing out on my wife on our first date watching a Night at the Museum.

I smiled when I saw this answer because now all the bidders know he is married, ha.

Another question is:

What is your best feature/bodypart?

His answer: My Gunz!!!!

Yes, my dear husband means his arms. I’m hoping that this alone will ensure that no one bids on him. (evil laugh)

But seriously, I’m going with a lot of money. I’m not even going to shop for a few weeks that way I can win. I’m just so darn competitive . Also, if I win we get to go on this fancy date. I mean, yeah, we’ll technically be paying for it, but still, a fancy date never hurt anyone.

If anyone tries to outbid me they are going down. Either because I outbid them or because I take my stiletto to someone’s head. Just saying.

32 comments:

Tenecia said...

I would totally auction off Tom...I need some money to go buy MAC ;)

T.

Mrs JK said...

Hahaha, well I hope for the sake of your stilettos u win :).

Lol at Sean falling asleep on first date. I must say, Im also yet to finish that movie!

THE mom said...

IF someone else wins, I'll be there with my stilettos too!
LOL our rugby club is doing the same thing, except instead of dates, the winner(s) get topless tasks like trimming trees or mowing grass or washing cars...all while they wear those itty bitty rugby shorts LOL
The BIG prize is topless cooking and serving from the whole team!

Heather (GurleeGirrl) said...

I think its awesome that you are being a good sport Girly! I went to a man-auction a few years ago (on accident - the bar I went to was hosting it) and I couldn't believe how crazy some of the women were! I'm almost hoping someone gives you a bidding war - imagine the awesome blog pics you could get of you giving a beat-down! LOL

Kirsten Wiemer said...

bahahahahaha, gosh you are the best.
good answers.
maybe you should make sure he doesn't look too good either, or have him wear like an eye patch or something.
you better win girl!

K

Law_Fal said...

Lol! Now that is going to be an exciting event ;-)

Kathy C. said...

baahahaha... I was curious where the stiletto came in! haha. Hope you win!

Carolyn said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! You better win your man! And then go on a fancy date! In stilettos of course.

Max g said...

Faith, u r funny

Carlee said...

HAHA! I'm sure you'll win the auction. Who wants to compete with a married woman wielding a stiletto weapon!?

Kallee Mae said...

haha! I hope you win!!
Kal
www.kalleemae.blogspot.com

jessica renee said...

Oh it is ON!!! I'd so be the same way. Maybe it's my jealousy, maybe it's my competitiveness but yeah, I'm so with you on this one. hahaha. Good luck!!! ;)

morgan at quitetheblog.com said...

haha this is hilarious! you better win! it's only right

Angela said...

Hahahahahahaha love this! You go girl!!

Xx

Kelly said...

Too funny ;-) Good luck!!

ZxM Style-Squared said...

Hehehe, he is so funny!!! Good luck!:)

Whitney said...

Hahahaha how funny! You go get your man girl! I can't wait to read about how this goes...

love jenny xoxo said...

LOL you guys are too cute! good luck ;)

XOXO

samecookiesdifferent said...

good luck dear, and I think you should look good!
:)
x the cookies
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Cece said...

You are determined! I hope you win your man. I wouldn't be too thrilled about someone else winning that date even if it is for charity.

YeamieWaffles said...

This is so funny Faith, absolutely love this post. I have a feeling that regardless of Sean's guns answer that you're going to need to take a good bit of money because the man is good looking! Love Sean for doing this for charity too, hopefully the night raises a whole lot of money!

Nancy said...

Ha! I will back you up, my friend!! YOU will win!!!

LWLH said...

Haha....God bless anybody who outbids you :)


P.S. I would do the same thing, stiletto and all.

Brittany said...

Hahaha! This is awesome. You got it, girl!

Travel_The_World said...

Lmao. You are too much! I hope you win the bid so I don't have to hear about you on the news :-).

Mrs. Pancakes said...

I think you would win too!!

Jin said...

girl, I hope that you win, lol. you should video the event, haha

Pegster said...

Hehehe, you are too funny. There is no outbiding you for sure.

Monique said...

Faith, three words: You will win!

Missez B said...

If you don't win, will he seriously be going on a date with another woman? You're good cuz I wouldn't be having it! :)
And the big guns will only attract bidders, not scare them away!! lol

Emmett Katherine said...

Haha your husbands answers are hilarious! Good luck with the bidding war!!

toi said...

This made me laugh.