I do not know why these humans insist I'm an indoor cat.
I belong out there.
Torturing the birds as they torture me while I'm confined inside.
They're lucky these windows separate us.
Because ... the type of pain I could inflect on them with these paws.
I even started tolerating Izabella that way these humans could see that I can hang with the big, bad world.
I mean she's a pitbull and I sleep next to her with both.eyes.closed.
If only they'll let me out that way I can show em'.
Because this indoor stuff is for the birds.
I belong out there.
Torturing the birds as they torture me while I'm confined inside.
They're lucky these windows separate us.
Because ... the type of pain I could inflect on them with these paws.
I even started tolerating Izabella that way these humans could see that I can hang with the big, bad world.
I mean she's a pitbull and I sleep next to her with both.eyes.closed.
If only they'll let me out that way I can show em'.
Because this indoor stuff is for the birds.
not a cat person, but I like this post...made me smile. there's some silly word play going on with it being for the birds and all!
ReplyDeleteAw, what a sweetie pie! Sending over a virtual petting! :)
ReplyDeleteShe's super cute!!!! :-) I love this blog post from her! ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha, too cute!
ReplyDeletei love this post! so cute!
ReplyDeletehehehehe i love this so much.
ReplyDeleteyour cat so cute!
hehe, thanks for the giggle today:)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Love it! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! So cute!!
ReplyDeletelol she really belongs out there.
ReplyDeletelove the part where it sleeps with the dog eyes.closed.
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Oh my goodness! This is the funniest thing I have ever read Faith! Thanks for making me laugh out loud! Your cat is beautiful! I feel her pain. We do the same to our dog. The minute she catches sight of a cat or squirrel she goes absolutely CRAZY lol! Have a great weekend darlin! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad her and doggie are friends now.
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeletei am sure those thoughts are crazy accurate! ;) What a pretty cat! Those photos are amazing with the sun shining in!
Ha! This is so cute.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure our cat thinks the exact same way. She is always lurking near the door when we take our dog out. I'm certain she's planning her escape.
He's so smart! Funny post haha!
ReplyDeleteohmygoodness, this crazy cat lady LOVED this post!!
ReplyDeletehahaha! so cute!